Date: Sun, 4 Jul 2010 16:15:13 +0800
Subject: Guide on How to Get Safely into my Arms
From: marquez.xxx@gmail.com
To: smiling_xxx_@hotmail.com
Hi Baby Tan,
this email is an instructional mail, which will elucidate, step by step, on how to get to Korea safely. U are to adhere strictly to these steps, as there is no room for negotiation.
1) from monday, U are to accquire a minimum amount of 7 hours of sleep daily. As flying dehydrates, regular bouts of water parades are expected.
2) U are not allowed to eat rubbish,from now till saturday. This is to allow space, and improved threshold for rubbish, when u’re here in Korea.
3) on Friday, please check that U have your passport, and a photocopied on with u. Place the photocopied on in your checked in lugguage.
4) Please then remember to bring your passport, along with your e ticket to check in.
5) On board the plane, try to start thinking of me, and recall how i look like, or u’ would not be able to recognise the man fetching u at the airport.
6) Once in the HK airport, U are to transit. So do not follow the crowd and check out of the airport. Instead, look out for the Transfer logo. It is on the same level as where u alight from the plane. It is like a big door, and there are queues inside, where u have to be rescanned, and your hand carry rechecked too. Only once u have done this, you will be able to take a escalator up 1 level, which would be the departure level. Remember to look out for your new departure gate.Check with the staff at changi airport for a thorough briefing again on the day itself.
7) Once on the plane to Incheon, immediately try to get some sleep. The stewardess will serve breakfast at 230 ish, which was just about the time I was about to fall asleep. Learning from my bad experience, It is therefore important that u plug in, and knock out immediately.
8) At Incheon, after alighting the plan, u will follow the crowd , and take a train to the airport main area. Do not worry about stops, Just follow the crowd.
9) After the train ride, U will check out of the airport. This is when u present your passport and the white piece of paper which u would have filled up on the plane.
10) after this, remember to take your lugguage!
11) After that walk out, and you should see me! If you do not, please wait for me at Macdonalds! If u still do not see me, please then call me at 9006xxxx!
12) Upon seeing me, .. u noe wat to do!
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